Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this. House: What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor who ignores you while you die.ĭr. Well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.ĭr. So, who wants me? And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys? Dr. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will. certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. Patient's Mother: How can you just sit there? Dr. House: Oh, sweet of you to ask, funny story, she was going to be a hospital administrator, but hated having to screw people like that. House: -the cutest little tennis outfit! My God, I thought I was going to have a heart attack! Oh my! I didn't see you there - That is so embarrassing. Cuddy: What are you doing back here? A patient? Dr. House: Hit a nerve? Don't worry, Foreman, I'm sure the guy who tucked you in at night was your daddy. Cameron: Who cares? If he got it from his parents they'd both be dead by now, can we get on with the differential diagnosis? Dr. House: That's what our moms would like us to believe. Foreman: From what I've read false paternity is more like ten percent.
House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.
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House: Yes, feel free to exclude any symptom if it makes your job easier.ĭr. If we exclude the night terrors it could be something systemic: his liver, kidneys, something outside the brain. Chase: It doesn't necessarily have to be that bad.
It's always ugly - always! We can live with dignity - we can't die with it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. House: There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. Rebecca Adler: I just want to die with a little dignity. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors? Dr. House doesn't like dealing with patients. House: I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.ĭr. Wilson: Then why don't you put on a white coat like the rest of us? Dr. House: You see that? They all assume I'm a patient because of this cane. Cuddy: I assume those are two separate points.ĭr. House: I'm angry! You're risking a patient's life. House: Ah, yes, but as the philosopher Jagger once said, ' You can't always get what you want.'ĭr. Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job the clinic is part of your job.